When Kids Sing Lyrics...

I captured this moment for a friend, and after reading it over... well, it is cute enough to share in here!

Bohemian Rhapsody, ala 8 year old...

"I see a little stiletto of a man...
Mascara moose, 'scara moose will you do the Fandbango...
thunder, bolt and lightening...
very very frightening, please...
Galamayo Galamayo...
Galamayo let me go.
Ragmifico...
I'm just a poor boy from a boy family...
he's just a poor boy nobody loves me...
Spare him this life of his monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go...
This miller no...we will not let you go
Let me go (etc.)...
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
Mama mia, Mama mia, Mama mia'd let me go...
Bea yell's a' Bub hazza devil put aside for me... for me... for free...
So you think you can smoke me and spit on my thigh...
so you think you can love me and leave me to die...
No baby... can do this to my baby...
just goda ged ou, just goda ged ou o eah..."

ROTFL at the many ways kids can just ruin lyrics!

Ah, and for posterity... the actual lyrics, straight from the album jacket:

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche - will you do the Fandango -
Thunderbolt and lightening - very very frightening me -
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo figaro - Magnifico -
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me -
He's just a poor boy from a poor family -
Spare him his life from this monstrosity -
Easy come easy go - will you let me go -
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Will not let you go -let me go
Will not let you go -let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go -
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me -
for me -
(this is the part where we all start to head bang!)
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye -
So you think you can love me and leave me to die -
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby -
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here -